Author: R.T. Lawton
Published: May 8, 2012 by Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine
Series Name: Holiday Burglars
Main Character: Yarnell, Beaumont, The Thin Guy
Having never been to college, Yarnell isn't sure he's eligible to fly down to Florida during Spring Break. His partner in crime, Beaumont, assures him this will be an easy job, all they have to do is wait at the foot of a ten story condo while the loot is lowered to them on a rope. While waiting in position, Yarnell suddenly finds a crowd of drunken college students in the bushes behind him. It seems the crowd earlier observed a "spiderman" climbing the condo wall to the top and now they are filming his antics in order to place their video on You-Tube and have it go viral.